A Letter To Tide....

[Tee Ehn]

Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used Tide all
through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now
that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month
ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and
uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and
generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another, and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood
on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent,
but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I
purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains
came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA
tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that
I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my
husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a
murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.


.....no snow didn't do this one, it came from gracie instead....imagine that.
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[Snow Kitten]

Well ya know, I found that them little Shout handy wipes work just as well, and you can carry them with you at all times, just in case a ex or two show up..he he he

[mRs.GaToR]

*ROFLMAO* That is a good one!!!!!

[Canadianblueyes]

*LOL* I like that one. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]